since i have retained so much knowledge in my brain already its hard for me to remember things, so i have started to casually jot down the things i see so i can remember them and then share them here with you, so sorry if it sounds a little scatter brained
ALSO it may sound scatter brained because on the way to school i drove behind a car with some type of muffle problem so all his nasty dirty car fumes were spraying out all over my car and i could smell them so i think they got to my brain and messed a bunch of stuff up up there. i mean i tried to hold my breath but i can only not breathe while driving for so long before i am the cause of a massive pile up and the police find me passed out at the wheel with an open yogurt in the cup holder and a hideous outfit on. I will not go out like that.
back to the notebook
Ah yes, now, i DO NOT like twilight, but i watch it because sometimes its funny. So i was watching it before work yesterday and i think i like totes switched to team Jacob. and i was switching i was thinking, am i even allowed to switch. Girls take these teams things very serious. Like when i pledged team Edward, i took a blood oath and had to sign a paper saying that when vampires reveal themselves i would get to me a vampire and kill all my enemies. But like, i want out. But i fear to say this out loud because they could have me bugged and then they will come kill me with shovels like in that vampire spoof movie, this is our secret for now.
Also apple has a new logo drawn up where the bit out of the apple, is actually, like, Steve Job’s profile of his face. I think its genius. I find salvation in macintosh computers and Steve Jobs is the equivalent of my Jesus Christ. Now i know how the lady with jesus on her toast felt. Right on apple!
Also glee last night was AWESOME. especially when Santana called Finn the Pillsberry Dough Turd. i love Santana and I CANT WAIT TWO WEEKS UNTIL THE NEW EPISODE. are you kidding me. there is a commerical outting Santana and i have to wait TWO WEEKS. no. Also i hope Quinn and Shelby fist fight over Beth, and i hope puck and shelby make out again and then i bet quinn will call the cops and get beth anyways, I mean she was a SKANK at the beginning of the year, they stick together.
Also, on always sunny in Philadelphia, Charlie was stuck at the bottom of a empty pool yelling at Mac because Mac was white trash because he couldnt do backflips or karate. Keep in mind he says all this with booty Jorts on and some craaaaazy hair-do. But i think charlie is right, when and only when you can master backflips and karate, you may enter the middle class. I must start practicing at once!
Word to the wise, do not use dog whisperer tactics on cats. they just dont work, hes called the DOG whisperer for a reason. When your cat is acting all crazy when its bed time, dont get in her face and give her a little “fffffft”. she does NOT shut down. she goes absolutely crazy because obviously when you do that knives shoot out of your mouth and try to kill her so out of sheer self defense she tries to rip your eyes out with her back claws because you have already confiscated her front claws. It just no good people.
Well as you know, i have been sweating like pig these past couple days, accompanied by a stomach ache. so i did what any reasonable human would do.
I have Malaria.
Which makes sense because i seen a rare african mosquito in my room the other night and when i tried to kill it, it used its sucker to bite my arm off, which is obviously where the Malaria was contracted from. I wonder how long i have Doc.
Okay i was kidding, well i mean Wed MD totally said it was Malaria, but i dont really believe it.
As i was trying to focus on my math lesson today i noticed the girl in front of my on amazon.com looking for the most bizarre items.
I made a list, so here it is ( in the correct order):
George Forman Grill
Abe Lincoln’s rules of conduct poster
a deluxe xbox headset
and vegetarian food.
I wanna go to her house!!!
So i got a prime seat at starbucks at my local college today, but it was not without difficulty.
I went down, no seats. fine. I got pizza hut.
walked back down, NO SEATS
now im freaking out, like omg my laptop is going to die i need a plug what do i do?!
I stand in line, and they guy in front of me is trying to use two different payment types to pay for his latte’ when the TALL SEAT NEXT TO THE PLUS OPENS UP.
i start to sweat.
im going to miss it i know it.
I cant let this happen.
i throw my payment at the cashier and run to the table without getting my drink so i can stop sweating.
Judge me all you want, ive got the best seat ever and i eventually got my drink.