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Gone for no good reason.

Published May 24, 2012 by shadycatlady

holy shit I’ve been gone forever.

Why you ask? For no particular reasons other than my life is a void of the same shit everyday.


My poor little car got hit, yet again, but the people did not just leave like last time

On the downside its about 4000x worse. But it is going to get fixed, it was not my fault, and nobody was hurt so I can’t really be that upset.

What I can be upset about is that my mom won’t let me get “Bieber” tattooed on my neck.

How will my man ever know how truly devoted I am to him if I do not have his name tattooed on my neck in an almost unreadable script font.

I mean, I see tons of neck tattoos on important elite people.

So she will eventually come around.

Also reality TV has not been my thing lately.

First, Kim wins survivor, whom I like, but I wanted to ghetto fabulous Alicia to win because she was well, ghetto fabulous, and funny.

And then Aubrey O’day doesnt even make the apprentice finale. She was honestly hilarious. She thought she WAS the celebrity apprentice, she did everything, she thought of everything, she was the best. And I’m pretty sure she was the only one who thought that. But it wouldve been funny to hear her talk about herself some more on the finale.

Also I really wanted Dyana to win because she had an accent and was cute and she, like I, hated Lisa Lampinelli.

But Arsenio won, which is who I wanted out of the two because Clay Aikens new face creeps me out…

And then Phillip Phillips won American Idol. Hollie Cavanough was my girl, I was rootin for her from the start and then America had a temporary brain relapse and forgot to vote for her and she went home. Then I decided to change allegiance to Jessica Sanchez because she was a girl and I am sick of dudes winning, but the pre-teens won again and voted for phillip because he had a guitar and weiner.

So my house was full of temper tantrums this week while we caught up on all those TV shows because my dad has been at work.

Now I have to go catch up on my TV shows from January and look at this zit directly on my forehead.


Word Vomit Volume #2. Celebrity apprentice my way.

Published April 9, 2012 by shadycatlady

Last night we watched Celebrity Apprentice. Well I mean we watch it every sunday but last night we watched it a little late and since they decide to make the episodes 7 hours long we got done a little later than I wanted and I went to bed right away afterwards so it was still fresh in my mind while I was laying in bed.

Also side note, I hate Lisa Lampinelli, she was a HUGE BITCH to Lou and I hope she gets fired.

Anyways, I also put Harry potter and the Half Blood prince on to fall asleep to because I love it a lot. And while I was laying down almost asleep my brain conjured up this idea for Celebrity Apprentice.

Now bare with me because I thought this was a GREAT idea while I was half asleep.

They should have a celebrity apprentice where the celebrities have to play their characters. So i was thinking like they could have a Harry Potter Celebrity Apprentice (Merging together the two last things I saw before I fell asleep).

And like Harry would get fired because he was not working on the task and Harry would be all

But sir, I am the chosen one and I was just trying to see what malfoy was up to because he is very involved in the dark arts and Snape made an unbreakable vow to help him with something! I have no evidence but I know it! Ask Dumbledore!

And Malfoy would be all

Haha me and my fatha knew you wouldnt lahst one minute in here, Wait until I my fatha hears about this.

And lavender would be all


Yeah I dont know welcome to my brain.