Im awake and I shouldnt be.

Well here I am sitting in my bed, cat curled up on my feet, awake.

Hours before I have to be up.

Like AWAKE awake. Not that incoherent awake some people get where they say things that they dont really understand. Like awake to where I could probably figure out some complex math problem. And im horrible at math.

I was awake earlier but I managed to fall asleep by turning on Harry Potter and the half blood prince and Dumbledores soothing voice allowed to sleep.

But then it was over and I woke up only to have to watch full house.

Right now becky told uncle Jesse that he was having a baby. She told him an hour after he found out he got a record deal and found out he was going to on tour. AND he was excited. Yeah right. If you tell a dirty garage band dude with great hair that you’re having a baby I doubt he would instantly be excited. He would probably make you wear jean shorts and crop band tees and force you to live on a tour bus with a gaggle of dirty dudes drinkin PBR and smokin American Spirits or something.

She also told him by playing pictionary or charades whatever. How full house is that. A rousing game of pictionary with the entire family to tell your husband that youre having a baby.

“Cheese half-ink a baby”

But uncle Jesse also guessed Dancing with Cheeses and cheese halfink a hotdog.

Oh silly uncle Jesse.

They also let Michelle temporarily name it big bird.

I also was having really weird dreams. Like the cops kept showing up at places I was at with my best friend and we just knew they were after us. But we didnt care. and they showed up at work and my boss started running in the dusty desert out the back door and he just kept screaming RUN RUN RUN RUN. so I naturally thought that the nuclear power plant within my work building was going to blow up. But it turns out it was just the police. And it turns out that the police were after us because my friend didnt turn her iPad on when we were flying. But we never flew so she was all upset but I had to tell her just let it go.

Now some people, like can’t sleep ever and this type of thing is normal, like my dad. Who never sleeps.

But I can ALWAYS sleep. I never have a problem with it. It is just a gift. I hate sleeping but once im in bed its game on and the next time I open my eyes it is because my alarm is going off. Do you guys know what it is like to sit up in the middle of the night?

Yeah i found this. and this is exactly what its like.

Except I dont have insomnia. I’m just awake for no reason.

Except Tom Felton just tweeted this picture

So I’m glad I’m awake. because I LOVE Rupert Grint. Love.

I also love Tom.

My Harry Potter obsession never fails to invite itself everywhere. In every situation I can feel myself talking about Harry Potter and relating it to everything.

But right now I turned on Juno. Nothing gets you pumped up in the morning like a witty pregnant teenager!

Last time I woke up in the middle of the night I created this

So I guess I’m grateful that I didnt think super weird things again.

Unless this is super weird and I’m just to tired to notice. Because I’m finally getting tired again.

I really think these things…

Now, i have some really weird thoughts, like all the time, but they seem to present them selves in their most weird form in the middle of the night when i cant sleep. Last night i was wide awake at 4 in morning, when 2 minutes ago i was in a deep sleep, suspicious? i think so.. i might be part of a government experiment. Anyways, these sporadic thoughts crossed my mind last night, feel free to judge me i don’t care.

I wonder if i can have an asthma attack

I don’t even have asthma

I’m pretty sure i could still have an asthma attack

I wonder if i had an asthma attack, like, on the fourth floor of the parking garage if the ambulence would have to fight its way through college parking garage traffic, which at the right time of the day could take 20 minutes, trust me. I sware

i could die if it had to do that.

i wonder if 911 would tell me to walk down the stairs and sit by the road, i could also die if i had to do that.

Maybe they would send one of those stretchers on wheels up there and have the paramedics do sprints up to and them sprint me back down. That really makes the most sense

but what if the paramedics had asthma attacks

no, they wouldnt, they’re trained for things like this

I wonder i could survive on a sub-zero continent

Is a sub-zero continent even real? Do they even call it that?

I dont understand what else they call it.

I’m mostly thinking of Antarctica, maybe i don’t need to say sub-zero, because people know it has sub-zero temperatures.

No, it makes more sense to call it a sub-zero continent

the more i say this the more i think it does not exist.

Is sub-zero even a figure of speech

i think sub-zero was a character on Mortal Combat

Yeah he definitely was, and he could freeze people with his hands.

Wasnt there also a guy with a HUGE chinese hat, like with the pointy top

Maybe he was in Tekken

You cant even say they are the same thing, because as they are equally cool, you can not like both equally

like X-tina and Britney. you always only like one.

The ninetys were like all gangs.

you wanted to punch whoever didnt like the same pop star like the Britney v. Christina and N*SYNC v. Backstreet boys.

 

And then i eventually fell asleep, but i thought all those things and i really dont know why…..

Now i must continue to search through shady websites for coupons on Jell-o and stuff because i dont want to pay full price even thought jello is probably like 50 cents, i dont care, i want to be that girl that pulls out all those home printed coupons and then you hear everyone behind you go “ugggh” because those coupons never scan and the cashier has to manually enter them. Cant wait.